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[mundifies]

 

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[trouvaille]

I don't want to change it! I like it. However, I also have beard burn, you fuck, so I feel like it could be softer and you should let me rub nice things into your face. I can make it worth your while.

[mundifies]

well tha makes ah change. ah wid say sorry but ye cannae blame me fae bein enthusiastic. maist folk wid consider it ah small price tae pay.

[ Niven snorts: beard burn. Really? Although, he hums thoughtfully: ]

if ah said aye wid tha mean ye would still rub other nice things into mah face?

[ If she, ah, catches his meaning. ]

[trouvaille]

Not only will I sit on your face if you let me play with your beard, I am prepared to make the process very appealing.

( ah, gwen. subtle like a brick. )

[mundifies]

[ SIGN HIM THE FUCK UP. ]

ye huv such ah way wi words, gwennie.

[trouvaille]

People have paid money for my poetry, auld lang twitter.

( that's kind of an endearment. it's the closest she gets, anyway, without hardcore drugs and injury involved. )

[mundifies]

[ Well, that made him snort. ]

should ah consider masel lucky tae recieve such ay service fae free, then?

[trouvaille]

You've basically hit the jackpot.