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[trouvaille]

Not only will I sit on your face if you let me play with your beard, I am prepared to make the process very appealing.

( ah, gwen. subtle like a brick. )

[mundifies]

[ SIGN HIM THE FUCK UP. ]

ye huv such ah way wi words, gwennie.

[trouvaille]

People have paid money for my poetry, auld lang twitter.

( that's kind of an endearment. it's the closest she gets, anyway, without hardcore drugs and injury involved. )

[mundifies]

[ Well, that made him snort. ]

should ah consider masel lucky tae recieve such ay service fae free, then?

[trouvaille]

You've basically hit the jackpot.