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shut it, ya fuckin nerd. [ Ahh, such is his lot in life: the object of one's scorn and shade. It's hardly new territory.

And 'torture' isn't too far off the mark. Niven actually has to put his phone down and contemplate his life choices right now. He is literally putting his face in his hands and breathing deeply because surely he's not being serious. This is ridiculous. Absolutely fucking ridiculous.

But no, it's not enough to finish him. As if he would back down so easily - hiding behind a phone screen, it means nothing. ]

an' ma calling chose me an' look how tha's goin fae me. [ He's all for telling callings to go fuck themselves, these days. ]

ma god, Ben. keep goin oan lit tha' an ah will actually huv tae come doon there and shag ye oot ay pity. an' believe me ahv done far mair than drive seven hoors fae sex.

this is just soul destroyinly sad. ah might actually pour yin oot fae yer dick at this rate.