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naw, ah get that. there's no many folk wi mah name. it's uncommon even in scotland. it's mair ay surname than ah first name these days.

tha's pretty.

[ Niven's had something similar, only because he knew his name was so unusual. He's not sure who came up with it, but it's almost horrendously apt considering what he can do - his parents had clearly planned it. They knew what he was destined for.

It makes him feel even more bitter: ]

'little saint'.

an considerin ma middle name is 'wilson' ma name is literally three surnames.

[57times]

Now there's an old man name.

[mundifies]

[ Esther pls. ]

actually

wilson wis ma mother's maiden name so mair fool ye, hen.